Sorry, We are Closed!!!


So everyone is going crazy over Donald Trump wanting to ban Muslims from entering the United States.  I like Trump and I agree with a lot of what he says.  However, in this case, I wish he had said what he did…differently.

The fact is, he is right.  We are under attack from Muslims.  All Muslims?  No.  But until we are able to come up with a surefire way to tell the difference between a Muslim that has no ill will and a Muslim that wants to kill me and all my infidel friends, we need to stop them all from coming.  And get this…the Muslims who don’t have any ill will towards us understand that and they aren’t mad.  In fact, I dare say, many of those Muslims don’t want the crazy ones coming in either.  Last time I checked, most Muslims don’t have their religious affiliation stamped on their foreheads and they can get caught in the crossfire between us smarmy infidels and the “Crazy Muslims” (And shush! We all know they are crazy). And guess what?  Those non-crazy Muslims don’t want to be shot or blown up either!


“If you are not with us, you’re against us.  And if we’re not sure, we’ll chop your head off anyway.  Better safe than sorry.”   -Crazy Muslim

So now that we’ve gotten past the whole “you’re a horrible person for insulting all Muslims thing”, maybe we can focus on the real issue, keeping all United States citizens – Muslim, Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, et al – from being violently murdered.  And, in my opinion, the first step is to shut down the borders, period.  I don’t care if you are black, white, Asian, Muslim, Wiccan, Hindu, Hispanic or Martian, the message will be the same:

“The United States is temporarily closed while we undergo renovations to bring (us) a new and improved experience.  We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

  Please try back another time.”

In other words, “No visa or entry for you!”, unless you are a bona fide U.S. Passport carrying citizen.  Yes, this will probably cause some issues for commerce but what else can we do at this point?

Here’s the best metaphor I can think of to explain why we need to close the borders: An ambulance brings a guy into the Emergency Room.  He has a broken arm, a superficial cut on his face, a fractured skull, and his leg – severed above the knee – is spurting blood.  What’s the first thing you do?  Is it to clean his face and put a band-aid with antibiotic ointment on the cut while cooing in his ear that he’ll be okay?  F**ck No!  You stop the bleeding! Then you do surgery to repair what was bleeding.  And then everything else is handled in order of severity and necessity.

We need to stop the bleeding and the bleeding, in this case, is the flood of Radical Islamists that are making their way into this country with the intent to do us harm.  Next we repair what was bleeding, which is the ineffectual screening system for those coming into the U.S.  And while we do that we need to close the damn doors!

But how can we turn our back on all those refugees and peaceful immigrants wanting to come to the U.S. for a better life?  Isn’t that un-American?  Am I the only person wondering why anyone, not intent on killing us, wants to come to this country right now?  Then again, it seems like nowhere is safe these days, so I guess it is a matter of the lesser evil and all that.


The number of estimated Muslims worldwide varies based on different sources, but the number is actually closer to 2 billion total.  1% would then be 20 million.

So if you are not on board with Trump’s temporary ban on all Muslims, quit bitching about how horrible he is and come up with a better plan to stop the bleeding…unless of course you want to be shot, stabbed, beheaded, blown up or whatever other method of infidel control the “crazy” Muslims are using lately.






One thought on “Sorry, We are Closed!!!

  1. As you have noted in your editorial we cannot tell or distinguish between the good guys and the very crazy peoples that are immigrating into our country unabated. We must then take it upon our selves to somehow deny their entry. This is no different than during WWII when we found it necessary to round up all the immigrants that had come from the nations that we were at war with, such as the Japanese and Germans, force them into camps where they were well cared for but also to deny entry from those same nations with which we were at war. This was also done by President Carter during the Iran hostage crisis.

    This is really not what the problem is today concerning Trump. It’s not that Mr Trump has alienated or besmirched the Arabs, but instead he has told it like it is about the Republican hierarchy and is not one of them who will bend to their pressure. He has offered the American Public another way,the truthful and matter of fact way to cope with the Islamic onslaught pervading and invading as the proverbial Trojan Horse not to make a better life for themselves but to cause havoc when the signal is given. This country needs an awakening and Trump is the one to give us this awakening as long as the powers to be (The Republican Party) don’t broker a deal at the last minute. It seems that Trump is the people’s choice.


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